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Some of our songs are set to original tunes, Some are parodies of existing songs, and some are traditional songs given a new twist with a different tune.

Words to eight of our songs are featured on our CD. Tracks are: 4 x 4, Rochester Town, Washing Day, Wee and a Shave, Wreck of the Napoli, Wild Rabbit,Roadkill Cafe,Nudists.

All the words are there for a mere Sick Squid.

Tone Deaf Leopard lyrics have been requested by Kentish Singers John Barden and Don Thompson who are adding them to their set lists.

 We sent our "Jihad" song to Country Joe McDonald. He's put it onto his website. There will be a link when he gets the chorus right.

Bob Kenward has pointed out that the Woodshed sesions in The Wrotham Arms during the Broadstairs festival won't start until later, as Jen has bands booked in at lunchtimes. I'll keep you posted.

Tone Deaf Leopard lyrics:

Wee And A Shave Tone Deaf Leopard oct '05

Tune "Wimoweh"

Wee - ee - ee - ee - e and a shave

Wee - ee - ee - ee - e and a shave

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave,

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, oh.

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave,

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, oh.

In the bathroom, the only bathroom, a teenager resides....

In the bathroom, the only bathroom, a teenager resides....

Wee - ee - ee - ee - e and a shave

Wee - ee - ee - ee - e and a shave

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave,

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, oh.

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave,

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, oh.

I need a shave and I need a wee - wee before I go to work.

I need a shave and I need a wee - wee before I go to work.

 

Wee - ee - ee - ee - e and a shave

Wee - ee - ee - ee - e and a shave

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave,

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, oh.

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave,

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, oh.

But, in the bathroom, the only bathroom, a teenager resides....

In the bathroom, the only bathroom, a teenager resides....

Wee - ee - ee - ee - e and a shave

Wee - ee - ee - ee - e and a shave

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave,

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, oh.

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave,

A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, A wee and a shave, oh.....Too Late!

(instrumental, accompanied by leg shaking)

Hurry up boy, I need a shave, I need a shave, I need a shave...

Hurry up boy, I need a shave, I need a shave, I need a shave...oh.

(instrumental fadeout)

This one has strict instructions. The tune is "The Wild Rover" but this one must be performed whilst wearing rabbit ears!

The Wild Rabbit Little/ Mc.Tuckey Jul 05

 Tune "Wild Rover"

 I've been a wild rabbit for many a year,

 

Then one day I woke up and found myself here.

 

I used to cavort amid clover and hay,

 

Now they've got me addicted to ten fags a day!

chorus

 

And it's no__ hay__ never _ _ _ No hay never no more,

 

Will I munch the wild clover, no never, no more.


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